You know your a redneck, I mean a bad mother when........

*your baby gets sunburned from a soccer game that you thought would be cold but ended up beautiful with sunshine. (Poor baby with a red face for church , but at least he didn't get a Redneck).


*your oldest daughter gets accused of slapping the opponents soccer team coach.(story later)(didn't I teach my daughter not to slap people).


*for Mother's Day you get a moldy plant from your family.(Its the thought that counts-but it should turn out beautiful if I don't kill it first.)

*for Mother's Day dinner you get some of your husband's left over dinner from the night before.

*and you know your a bad mother when your baby decides on Mother's Day that he no longer needs to use you like a cow. I guess he is officially weaned.


The good thing is that I am not a redneck, oh wait maybe after this post I am a redneck.

Okay so I really don't think I am a bad mother, but I am glad I am a Mother and have a family that loves me and kids that love me no matter what. I am also grateful for the Mothers I have in my life. I am blessed!